Smuggle Me A Secret

by Heade/Atkinson

Description
musical show
Genres
Musicals, School Show
Text
Music by Dennis Atkinson; Words by Vera Heade
Instrumentation
pno
Availability
Published by Warner/Chappell.  Administered for hire and stage rights worldwide (excluding North America, Germany, Austria and Switzerland) by Faber Music Ltd
 
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The Story
(Kent in the early 1800s)
The Excise men are on the look-out for smugglers. A last campaign is being planned by the smugglers
themselves, who are all thought of as respected and leading citizens of the parish at the Inn of the Three
Black Swans. They have heard of the shipment of a casket of gold plate from France, which is due to be
off-loaded two nights from now at Tavern’s Bay. The innkeeper, James Ratchett, and his son Edward,
realise what the meeting is about. When the Smugglers leave, the inn is visited by the Lord of the Manor,
Sir Ralph Murdoch, and his daughter Melanie. Edward and Melanie are in love. If only he had more than
love to offer Melanie, Edward would dare to ask Sir Ralph for his daughter’s hand in marriage. The Excise men ask Edward to help them catch the smugglers for which there will be a reward. Encourage by Melanie, he agrees. Two nights later, a boat is wrecked, lured by the smugglers. When they land, Edward confronts them with a pistol. They all scatter except one, who is taken prisoner and put in a cellar. The next morning his identity is revealed. To everyone’s shocked surprise, it turns out to be Sir Ralph, who is arrested and taken away. Melanie then tells Edward that he can’t possibly marry a smuggler’s daughter. Later she regrets sending Edward away. Bleak the butler reveals to Melanie a secret between himself and her Father. Meanwhile, the smugglers are full of remorse for their misdeeds but wonder what happened to the casket of gold plate – it just disappeared. Edward has by now moved twenty miles away up the coast, trying to make a living by fishing. He looks are Captain Dogoodie, washed up on a beach badly injured after the wreck caused by the smugglers. When he recovers, the Captain, who is really the Chief Customs Officer, returns with Edward to the Inn. The Captain explains Edward’s part in the action and orders that the casket, which Edward hid in an old well at the Inn, should be dug up. There are gasps of surprise when the Captain opens the lock and reveals nothing but useless junk. He explains that it has all been a trick. Sir Ralph has never been a smuggler. He used the opportunity to help catch the smugglers once and for all and his arrest was a ruse planned by himself and the Captain. Edward gets a large reward from the Customs authorities for his actions. Finally, Sir Ralph gives him permission to marry Melanie and she, of course, is all the reward Edwards really wants. 
 
Principal Characters (plus chorus)
James Ratchett
Edward
Sir Ralph Murdoch 
Melanie
Bleak                                                                       
Excise Men: Simkins and Tomkins 
Smugglers: Farmer, Vicar, Blacksmith, Butcher, Baker, Fisherman
Captain Dogoodie
 
(Note: The MEN’S singing parts have been written throughout in the treble clef in such a way that they
may be sung equally convincingly by adult or children’s voices)
 
Principal Musical Numbers
Drink! Drink! Here’s A new Day (Company)
Smugglers’ Song (Various)
Come With Me, O My Love (Edward, Melanie)
We Are The Excisemen (Simkins, Tomkins)
Gone Are The Days (Melanie)
Many, Many Moons Ago (Bleak)
The Music Men (Simkins, Tomkins)

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